The Apocalypse

I wasn’t paying attention while showering this morning, and I soaped before I shampooed! I can’t even remember violating this routine; I’m pretty sure I’ve maintained it since I started showers instead of baths.

The world is going to end.

13 comments on “The Apocalypse
  1. reldnahkram says:

    I always soap before shampooing.

  2. wayman says:

    Ah, but how about zip-fasten or fasten-zip?

  3. uncleamos says:

    But you shampoo before de-soaping, right?

  4. reldnahkram says:

    If I’m trying to be super-efficient, yes.

  5. stormwynd says:

    Critical question: does your usual routine go “shampoo, rinse, soap, rinse” or “shampoo, soap, rinse both at once”?

  6. Nicolas Ward says:

    I rinse in between.

  7. Nicolas Ward says:

    Zip-fasten, of course.

  8. Nicolas Ward says:

    You can’t have both shampoo and soap on you at the same time. You’d be too clean for the universe to tolerate you, and entropy would kick you out.

  9. tlex says:

    i mix it up.

    is that too unorthodox?

  10. Nicolas Ward says:

    Hi! Who’re you?

  11. tlex says:

    Hi, i’m Lexxy. I live in swansea, ma. i dont think we actually know each other, i just found you on random search. <3.

    your icon is adoreable. ha.

  12. Nicolas Ward says:

    It’s the only way my brain functions. The Dew is Life!!!

  13. tlex says:

    So, those are really tanks of mountain dew that feed directly into your brain?

    that’s some dedication.

    do you have aol instant messenger?

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