The Apocalypse

I wasn’t paying attention while showering this morning, and I soaped before I shampooed! I can’t even remember violating this routine; I’m pretty sure I’ve maintained it since I started showers instead of baths.

The world is going to end.


13 responses to “The Apocalypse”

  1. I always soap before shampooing.

  2. Ah, but how about zip-fasten or fasten-zip?

  3. But you shampoo before de-soaping, right?

  4. If I’m trying to be super-efficient, yes.

  5. Critical question: does your usual routine go “shampoo, rinse, soap, rinse” or “shampoo, soap, rinse both at once”?

  6. I rinse in between.

  7. Zip-fasten, of course.

  8. You can’t have both shampoo and soap on you at the same time. You’d be too clean for the universe to tolerate you, and entropy would kick you out.

  9. i mix it up.

    is that too unorthodox?

  10. Hi! Who’re you?

  11. Hi, i’m Lexxy. I live in swansea, ma. i dont think we actually know each other, i just found you on random search. <3.

    your icon is adoreable. ha.

  12. It’s the only way my brain functions. The Dew is Life!!!

  13. So, those are really tanks of mountain dew that feed directly into your brain?

    that’s some dedication.

    do you have aol instant messenger?

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