Ugh. Urgh. Bleargh.
The slight sore throat and cough that developed while I was getting far too little sleep during my Boston jaunt has turned into a delightful skull infection of some sort.
Three days ago, my right eustachian tube was swollen and plugged. Two days ago, it was my left. Now I have all sorts of swollen lymph nodes that are putting pressure on the various tubes in my throat and ears. I wonder if this is what buboes (bestest word EVAR!) feel like.
Swallowing anything is EXCURCIANTINGLY PAINFUL.
I’m half-tempted to resort to drooling so I don’t have to reflexively swallow my own saliva.
And you know what the best part is? No health insurance! Wheeee!!!