My Onion horoscope for this week:
Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
The aliens will happen upon our planet’s electromagnetic transmissions just in time to catch your first-round exit from Jeopardy!
Perfect… on so many levels. The first time a horoscope (albeit a fake one) has applied to me ;o).
Sleepy, no more drinky.
“Ana Ng” from Severe Tire Damage by They Might Be Giants