Too Awesome To Pass Up

My Onion horoscope for this week:

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
The aliens will happen upon our planet’s electromagnetic transmissions just in time to catch your first-round exit from Jeopardy!

Perfect… on so many levels. The first time a horoscope (albeit a fake one) has applied to me ;o).

Sleepy, no more drinky.

Ana Ng” from Severe Tire Damage by They Might Be Giants


2 responses to “Too Awesome To Pass Up”

  1. You’re going to be on Jeopardy!?

  2. …but if I were ever on TV, I think that Jeopardy would be the reason why.

Nurd Up!