- To get into the building where you get your Harvard ID, you need a Harvard ID.
- Yelling “share the road” at a car looks like “asshole” (same vowels) if said car’s windows are closed.
- I can go on a blind date.
- I like the new Dr. Who.
- There is such a thing as Dalek porn. Thank you, Wikipedia, for informing me of that. ::shudder::
- Lots of Swatties are at Harvard this coming year.
- A red bell pepper ruptures when dropped two stories.
- The Internet is sometimes wrong. In this case, its tendency to cache maintained out of date information for a now-closed business.