Day: February 18, 2007

Second-Order Death

During the prayers of the congregation today, I found out that the cousin of a member was killed in action in Iraq last week. Since I do not personally know anyone who is active duty, two degrees of separation is

Slip-Sliding Away

To all of you property owners out there: either (a) learn how to clear a sidewalk properly or (b) hire a competent snow removal service. Salt is not a magical ice-removing substance; it requires certain temperature ranges to work, and


Given the amount of snot coming out of my skull as we speak, I can only conclude that I am finally manifesting my mutant powers, and they happen to be mucus-based. Just wait until I can snare villains at 50