Bad Teeth

I’ve been DVRing the Winter Olympics since they started, which is a great way to skip commercials and see only the events that you care about.

In seeing all of the athletes, from all over the world, I have made an observation that I hadn’t noticed before: Americans have really good teeth in comparison.

I am very glad that the Communists contaminated our precious bodily fluids with their fluoridated water.


3 responses to “Bad Teeth”

  1. Purity of Essence!

  2. the recent Heart of the City comic strips have all focused on how well you can see various cosmetic things on athletes in HDTV. The jury has just gone back out in the case of floridation, though. Damn science, always testing things!

  3. It’s true. Only Americans are obsessed with unnecessary cosmetic dentistry.

Nurd Up!