Day: December 17, 2005

Speaking of the end of the world, are you prepared for the Robocalypse? Velocity Gnome is. Read the story of the boy… no, man… destined to save the world from the machines in 2018. For those of you who haven’t heard about this from me before, this is a practical-joke-turned-massive-cross-country-performance-art-project masterminded by some friends of…

I wasn’t paying attention while showering this morning, and I soaped before I shampooed! I can’t even remember violating this routine; I’m pretty sure I’ve maintained it since I started showers instead of baths. The world is going to end.