D&D Meme

I Am A: True Neutral GnomeBard Mage

True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Callarduran Smoothhands is the True Neutral gnomish god of stone, the underground, and mining. He is also known as the Deep Brother and the Master of Stone. His followers enjoy mining – especially for rubies. Their favorite weapon is the battleaxe.

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4 responses to “D&D Meme”

  1. a perfect gnome – you have the right alignment, god, and classes, though they would normally be mage/bards, i think.

  2. Except for the height (!!), gnomes *are* actually pretty appropriate for you, which I hadn’t realized before. Especially the technology and well-liked parts. :)

    But True Neutral?!! You have got to be at least NG, very possibly LG, imho (which isn’t very good at alignments, so I could just be way off).

  3. It’s because I couldn’t answer for any of the “lecture people on your faith” bits. Also, I’m a wimp, so I’d run away in a combat situation. So on Earth, I’m LG, but in D&D, I’d be NN.

  4. I put run away for any combat thing, and that I wouldn’t lecture people on stuff, and I still got LG.

Nurd Up!