My Belly Button is Off-center!!!

How did I not notice this before?

I’m deformed!!!!

It’s My Life” from Crush by Bon Jovi

4 comments on “My Belly Button is Off-center!!!
  1. rabican says:

    *pats* It’s okay, Nick.

  2. wayman says:

    Wow, you’re bringing navel-gazing to new levels of truth-in-advertising! :-)

  3. anonymous says:

    Gee something else you can blame your dad for as it was me who cut off the umbilical cord. Or don’t those two events have anything in common?

  4. Nicolas Ward says:

    I knew it. I wasn’t sure if you had done it, or the doctor had.

    I see mom has dragged you into the wonderful world of reading my LJ…

Nurd Up!