My Belly Button is Off-center!!!

How did I not notice this before?

I’m deformed!!!!

It’s My Life” from Crush by Bon Jovi






4 responses to “My Belly Button is Off-center!!!”

  1. rabican Avatar

    *pats* It’s okay, Nick.

  2. wayman Avatar

    Wow, you’re bringing navel-gazing to new levels of truth-in-advertising! :-)

  3. anonymous Avatar

    Gee something else you can blame your dad for as it was me who cut off the umbilical cord. Or don’t those two events have anything in common?

  4. Nicolas Ward Avatar

    I knew it. I wasn’t sure if you had done it, or the doctor had.

    I see mom has dragged you into the wonderful world of reading my LJ…

Nurd Up!