Day: March 6, 2004
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Too Awesome To Pass Up
My Onion horoscope for this week: Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) The aliens will happen upon our planet’s electromagnetic transmissions just in time to catch your first-round exit from Jeopardy! Perfect… on so many levels. The first time a horoscope (albeit a fake one) has applied to me ;o). Sleepy, no more drinky. “Ana Ng” from…