I actually posted this to K5 almost a week ago, but I forgot to repost on LJ.
I am, of course, referring to that sweet, sweet, ambrosia: Mountain Dew. Sure, the Yellow #5 will give you cancer, but that’s a small price to pay for the best carbonated beverage on the market. The caffeine addiction isn’t bad either, especially when you need that extra pick-me-up for an all night gaming or coding session.
You might ask yourself, how could people possibly progress past this paragon of pop perfection? The not-entirely-alliterative answer: Mint Mountain Dew
Q: What do you do when your story gets voted down?
A: Repost it in your diary!
As to why this story didn’t make it through the queue, I’m surprised there aren’t more Mountain Dew addicts out there :oP.
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